any time a porn blog follows me i’m like
thank you but why
Me: Can I summon bees?
DM: You’re a ghost you can’t do anything.
Me: Roll to summon bees!
a pregnant woman goes into a coma
months later she wakes up, no longer pregnant
“you had twins! ” the nurse exclaims. “your brother named them”
“what did he name the girl?” the woman asks
“that’s alright, I like denise. and the boy?”