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I'm Hailey. I'm an ENFP. I like food, the internet, like some people, and I play uke. I'm hungry like 99% of the time when I'm online, so if you ever bring me food, I'd probably start crying,

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Posted on 20th Oct at 10:59 PM, with 552,526 notes
usuk-omg:

nowaitstop:

You have been visited by Baljeet, the Failed Test. If you do not reblog within ten seconds, you will fail your finals.

too risky man

usuk-omg:

nowaitstop:

You have been visited by Baljeet, the Failed Test. If you do not reblog within ten seconds, you will fail your finals.

too risky man

Posted on 20th Oct at 10:54 PM, with 1 note

any time a porn blog follows me i’m like 

why

thank you but why

Posted on 20th Oct at 7:07 PM, with 15,882 notes

frog-and-toad-are-friends:

cybermensch:

bogsaint:

in the new fairly oddparents movie

timmy turner dies

and becomes a fairy

image

this looks like a Fairly Oddparents porn parody

Posted on 20th Oct at 7:01 PM, with 1,532 notes
Bees?

outofcontextdnd:

Me: Can I summon bees?

DM: You’re a ghost you can’t do anything.

Me: Roll to summon bees!

Posted on 20th Oct at 7:00 PM, with 123,421 notes

jethrocane:

a pregnant woman goes into a coma

months later she wakes up, no longer pregnant

“you had twins! ” the nurse exclaims. “your brother named them”

“what did he name the girl?” the woman asks

“denise”

“that’s alright, I like denise. and the boy?”

“denephew”

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